Can’t eat beef - might get Mad Cow

Can’t eat chicken - bird flu

What about eggs? Salmonella!

Can’t eat pork ..
fears of trichinosis…

What about fish?

….. heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat ….

Fruits and vegetables …

insecticides and herbicides.

What’s left????

Chocolate

Better get over to The Median Sib and her Monthly Marathon

And start working it off.