I ran across this somehow today. At Ready America there is a detailed explanation of what you should do should you find yourself in the vicinity of a nuclear blast.I’m not kidding.

The site gives advice like:

During a nuclear incident, it is important to avoid radioactive material, if possible.

And there are pictures:


Consider if you can get out of the area.

It’s good to have pictures with our manuals.

Are you taking notes?

We should alway have a plan. You know, take action and do something when we find ourselves in a, in … ah, well, in …. hmmm ……… uncomfortable circumstances.