Mars Recon photos are finally here. It only took NASA a year to get a camera up to Mars.

A YEAR!

The Shrub didn’t take that long to destroy the levys in New Orleans, for crying out loud. (sheesh!)

To top everything off, the photos are in black and white. It seems to me with the amount of money we have paid for NASA to go on these missions we could at least get color pictures.

No one is drawing any conclusions from the photos so far. Except to say they are good (they are black and white - duh!).

On the other hand, I have been able to draw a number of conclusions from a quick scan of the pictures. How much are they paying these guys at NASA anyway?

Take a look at the photo on the left (the black and white one - [rolleyes]). I can clearly distinquish a jeep trail. From the right side of the photo, mid-way up, you can see where the jeep trail comes into the photo and goes right across the center of the picture.

Just a little left-of-center the jeep trail suddenly drops off to the bottom of the photo.

This is NOT hard to figure out. Obviously this is (or was) a popular off-road four-wheeling area. You don’t even have to look hard to see this clearly. There are several places where you can see where four-wheelers have spun-out or gotten stuck.

There is only one conclusion one can draw from the undeniable evidence these pictures present. Even with them being black and white and all. The planet was destroyed by global warming brought about by the over use of SUVs.

I believe these pictures scientifically prove this to be so.

Rich Republicans driving around in SUVs and probably wearing FUR(rolling eyes again) undoubtedly destroyed Mars. Bush has had to have known this all along which is why he made the space ship take a YEAR to get to Mars (sheesh!). He made sure this news didn’t get out before the election.

Al Gore was NOT happy when he figured that out.

Keep driving your SUVs and using up all your environmental collateral and THIS, my friend, will be the Earth next thing we know.

parady from Sacred Cow Burgers

This is without a doubt one of the dumbest posts I ever wrote! lol