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• For Chinese, press 3
• For Russian, press 4
• For English, press 9

English speaking clients please note:

Our English speaking clients will need to have the following ready to receive service:

• Your Social Security number and that of your spouse
• Bank account statements should be ready as we will need your routing number, account number and location of your bank
• Address and telephone number
• Employment information, including, but not limited to place of employment, immediate supervisor, address of employment, times you are at the office.
• Email address and any websites visited over the past 24 months
• Names, addresses and phone numbers of all friends and relatives
• Complete medical history
• Blood type
• scanned copy of your finger prints

We must also recieve your payment prior to services being offered. We are most happy to provide this service to our English speaking clientele as this enables us to provide high quality, free services to all other clientele.

Once all these items are gathered and ready and once we’ve been paid, we will be glad to offer you our services. Don’t forget, payment will be required prior to services being provided.

Please wait indefinitly while we try to find someone who can translate into the English for you.

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Should we fight for America as our fathers and fore-fathers did? Or perhaps we should just hand it over, through appeasement and an avoidance of conflict, to the Latinos, islamic terrorists and anyone else eyeing this land.

It’s our call.

The ‘new’ Spanish National Athem is just OVER THE LINE …. imho

I agree with Uncooperative Blogger on this:

Okay Mexico, you want to play? I say we all Boycott Cinco de Mayo! That is the big May 5th celebration Mexico celebrates in which we consume huge amounts of Mexican food and products. So, on May 5th we will buy NO Mexican products this year. We will celebrate Cinco de Mayo by staying home and ignoring anything Mexican. Heck why don’t we extend this idea to boycotting Mexican products all together until this mess is fixed. No Mexican beer, produce, or any other product made in Mexico. Mexico should have stayed out of our politics.

I agree it should be taken further. No latino anything till they start playing nice. However long that takes. Yes, that includes your favorite Mexican restaurant!

We really need to get control over this country and take America back from the weak, sick and cowardly who are trying to represent us around the world.

What happened to Americans like this….