Aba Aba al-Akbar News
Somewhere in the middle of nowhere, Middle East
Osama released a statement today to his favorite news outlet after finally receiving his mail order Bobblehead Mohammad.
‘I am very pleased with the quality of craftsmanship evident in this fine example of Western Capitalism at it’s best.’ Osama is quoted as saying.
He quickly explained that he does not approve of Western Capitalism and continues to aspire to killing all Westerners, but he has to admit, they do know how to make Bobbleheads.
He further stated that he especially liked the way the head bobbles, ‘It seems like it might be a real person in a way.’ He said.
After so many years living from cave to cave in the wild wilderness of the middle of nowhere, Osama finds comfort in being able to keep company with his Bobblehead Mohammad.
‘I can trust him like nobody else.’ Osama said, ‘He’s like a real friend and never betrays me’.
Following the interview, Osama was heard mumbling to his Bobblehead Mohammad as he disappeared back into the wilderness and whatever cave he will occupy today.
UPDATE:
Rumors are running rampant that Cat ‘Yusuf Islam’ Stevens is working on incorporating a ventriloquist act into his new tour.
Jumping on the new Bobblehead Mohammad bandwagon, he has been seen with the Bobblehead Mohammad perched on his shoulder practicing his act.
They say he is very good!
UPDATE: Bobble head Mohammad is found in Beirut!
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October 2nd, 2006 at 2:17 pm
The Dashboard Mohammed: Buy One Before Supplies Run Out…
Or before someone gets beheaded.
“Jews and Christians have gotten used to this kind of thing, but Muslims haven’t,” he said. “This may not be his intention, but these things have consequences.”
— Frank Peters, a pro…
October 2nd, 2006 at 4:03 pm
Great post!
Have a Blessed Week
October 2nd, 2006 at 4:14 pm
Would someone tell me how I can order a couple of these? I read the article in the Daily News and have Googled with no success. Does this guy have a website you can order from?
October 2nd, 2006 at 5:18 pm
Bill - go here to order one http://www.dashboardmohammed.com/store.html
October 3rd, 2006 at 3:10 pm
Midday Cute and Not Cute…
Cute:
Not Cute
And, in an attempt to get banned in countries other then India, I bring you Dashboard Mohammed (h/t to Michelle Malkin and Ogre):
Beth at Blue Star Chronicles has more.
Back to cute (well, at least for one. Don't think the o…
December 19th, 2006 at 11:03 pm
[...] How bout that your favorite taxi driver that gets you to work on time while driving his tuchas off to help finance the next 9/11. Move over Jesus, and make room for Dashboard Muhammad! The Cartoon Like Prophet comes to life as his head bobbles from side to side as you sail away to your next destination in the city. Order one today and proudly display on your dashboard or desk. It’s sure to stimulate conversation and even a riot or two from the followers of the Religion of Perpetual Outrage. IT’S FATWASTIC! [...]
April 24th, 2007 at 11:14 am
all these pictures over here are not real, they have been photoshopped! why the hell u have added filthy wrong , not-said comments to these people.u r a bunch of liars.
BSC: Actually, no they aren’t photoshopped. Sorry you are offended. I didn’t do this to them, they did.