North Korean Communist Dictator Kim Jong Il triumpantly proclaims an unqualified successful test of his nuclear capabilities.

SINGAPORE: The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) declared that it “successfully conducted an underground nuclear [weapon] test under secure conditions” on Monday. [source]

The Dear Leader and his generals state with absolute certainty and confidence that they have observed no radiation leakage whatsoever from the ‘little test’.

Spokesmen for the Kim regime all say, ‘We wratched phrom a srafe disrrance rand obsrerved notring rat was unsrafe.’

Responding to questions about the green and blue glows radiating from the test site the spokesmen responded. ‘What grows? Rat is onry an ilrrusion’. ‘We do nrot swee anry gween or blrwue. It ris perreckly srafe.’.

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