North Korean Communist Dictator Kim Jong Il triumpantly proclaims an unqualified successful test of his nuclear capabilities.
SINGAPORE: The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) declared that it “successfully conducted an underground nuclear [weapon] test under secure conditions” on Monday. [source]
The Dear Leader and his generals state with absolute certainty and confidence that they have observed no radiation leakage whatsoever from the ‘little test’.
Spokesmen for the Kim regime all say, ‘We wratched phrom a srafe disrrance rand obsrerved notring rat was unsrafe.’
Responding to questions about the green and blue glows radiating from the test site the spokesmen responded. ‘What grows? Rat is onry an ilrrusion’. ‘We do nrot swee anry gween or blrwue. It ris perreckly srafe.’.
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October 9th, 2006 at 9:00 pm
I wonder if Kim Jong is looking for nuclear porn, now?
October 9th, 2006 at 9:07 pm
I’ll stand with Israel too as long this is the plan for the war on terror. Those that say they have interpreted Genesis, any part of Genesis, including 12:3, except me of course, are crazy.
June 15th, 2009 at 3:08 am
That was hilariousss!!!