Actor David Caruso plays Horatio Caine in CSI: Miami.
He’s got a floppy head. We call him ‘the guy that always stands sideways with his head down’.
Is it just me or does anyone else have the urge to cram a rod through his head, down his neck and back to hold his head up?
Lady Jane thinks he ought to hold his head up too.
October 24th, 2006 at 8:28 pm
I just can’t stand it,does he know how annoying it is, hate looking at him this way!!
October 24th, 2006 at 11:25 pm
My husband says he likes him because he’s pithy! lol
November 13th, 2006 at 11:24 pm
What do you think of having a Horatio off by having an annoyed crime scene processing tech stick him with a contaminated syringe and have him suffer from an agonizing infection in his crooked neck.
January 2nd, 2007 at 6:59 pm
Creepy, creepy creepy! horatio is just SUCH a wrong-un!
but i guess he is american, what can you expect?!
January 10th, 2007 at 12:55 am
OK, I thought I was the only one who attempted to watch the show but gets completely annoyed by David standing sideways. My God! Why does he do this. Is it his “good side”? Does he think it makes him mysterious or hot or what? I get to the point during reruns that I feel like I am tilting over too! I have to get up and walk around and stretch my own neck. UGH!!! I heard there are drinking games surrounding his one-liners. Perhaps there is one that would stop everyone from drinking if he actually stood up straight and faced the camera for more than 2 seconds.
February 12th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
MY neck hurts from watching him. I googled it because I was thinking David Caruso had a medical problem or something he is attempting to cover up by slouching all the time. I swear, he must have a spinal deformity. I can’t see how he walks around like that, with everything all askew.
April 14th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
I’m afraid that if Horatio’s hands were ever tied behind his back, taking them off his hips, he most definitely would fall to the ground leaving his bobbing head to absorb most, if not all of the impact…OUCH! LOL. Maybe if forensics were to examine his head-tilting, sidways poses and one liners, it would come up with a solution that could help to end this…Hmm?
April 14th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
I’m afraid that if Horatio’s hands were ever tied behind his back, taking them off his hips, he most definitely would fall to the ground leaving his bobbing head to absorb most, if not all of the impact…OUCH! LOL. Maybe if forensics were to examine his head-tilting, sidways poses and one liners, it would come up with a solution that could help to end this…Hmm? Could be the Barney Fife impersonating that has him doing this, too…Not really sure…LOL, though it look good when Barney did it.
April 14th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
I’m afraid that if Horatio’s hands were ever tied behind his back, taking them off his hips, he most definitely would fall to the ground leaving his bobbing head to absorb most, if not all of the impact…OUCH! LOL. Maybe if forensics were to examine his head-tilting, sidways poses and one liners, it would come up with a solution that could help to end this…Hmm? Could be the Barney Fife impersonating that has him doing this, too…Not really sure…LOL, though it looked good when Barney did it.
June 4th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
He is the most ridiculous looking man on that show. Put a halo on his neck or something. It is overly annoying. I can’t keep up with what is going on for looking at his neck and head.