The poor illiterate American Troops on the front cry out for help
- err halp - the best they know how. After all, they were tricked into going into the military because they had no other way out of the slums. And everybody knows there is a terrible lack of opportunity in the United States.They were tricked by Bushitler who is also stupid (which makes them even more stupid - or should that be stupider), but brilliant enough to have secretly plotted 9/11 with Chaney and Rove in order to make himself a popular president. The Bushitler administration may have been able to plot those evil deeds, but they are really just a puppet government under the complete control of the Jews!!!!
Did I leave something out?
I probably did, but I’m supposed to be working. I just couldn’t resist posting this photo cause AIN’T IT GRAND!!
By the way, Kerry ‘apologized’. Actually, he said something to the effect that he’s sorry you are too stupid to understand his stupid joke. He told you it was a joke and since he said it was a joke you should have known it was a joke.
In related news …. Conservative Cat is offering up an ad campaign for the dems.
November 1st, 2006 at 9:16 pm
Unhealthy ForgivenesS…
O.K. Raise yer hand if you think that is the weakest, most insincere apology in political history.
Well, well, well, he here is foaming at the mouth, locked, loaded and primed, ready to do even more damage. Nice moralizing tone by the way eh.
……
November 1st, 2006 at 10:31 pm
Not Accepted…
Finally, an apology from John Kerry:
WASHINGTON (AP) - Fearful of damaging his own party in next week’s elections, Sen. John Kerry apologized Wednesday to “any service member, family member or American” offended by remarks deemed by Republicans …
November 1st, 2006 at 11:14 pm
The Troops Respond to Kerry…
Oooh look! It’s Ghengis Kahn!Meanwhile, Hillary and Murtha question Kerry’s wisdom. Imus begs Kerry to be quiet.Although Kerry has finally apoligized (sort of) after much pressure, this is just the latest insult to the military. Genocide. Terrorizing…
November 2nd, 2006 at 1:58 pm
The APOLOGY…
My fellow frenchman, er, socialists, er, UN masters, er, military nincompoops, er, Americans. I am sincerely sorry the fascist republicans are too stupid to understand my elite speak, and they are purposely spewing there hate speech to try and ta ……..
November 2nd, 2006 at 5:28 pm
John Kerry - the Gift that Keeps on Giving (a mini round-up)…
I stayed home from work today because of a headache. I slept till after noon, and the headache is mostly gone now. YEA!  Since I have some unplanned free time, I thought I would cruise around the internet and read some blogs that I haven’t …
November 2nd, 2006 at 6:40 pm
Dear Jon Carry……
Blogswarm: My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (2), Stop The ACLU, Blue Star Chronicles, The Anchoress (2), PattericoÂ’s Pontifications, A Blog For All, The Political Pit Bull, 7.62mm Justice, Sticky Notes, Politechnical, Snapped Shot, RightWinged, Frenchma….
November 2nd, 2006 at 8:13 pm
Got to love the Troops…
That photo is just GREAT!!!!!!
AubreyJ………
November 2nd, 2006 at 9:42 pm
Wasn’t he in that movie Dumb and Dumber?
November 3rd, 2006 at 12:29 am
By the way, Kerry ‘appologized’. Actually, he said something to the effect that he’s sorry you are too stupid to understand his stupid joke.
He even botched his apology. What a lame-ass.
November 3rd, 2006 at 5:02 pm
The irony is that those guys really mean it.
November 3rd, 2006 at 7:54 pm
mudkitty - how do you know they really mean it? Are you saying these guys really can’t spell and their banner is really asking Kerry for help?
November 3rd, 2006 at 10:25 pm
The John Kerry Apology……
Or is it more non-apology bloviating?
As a combat veteran, I want to make it clear to anyone in uniform and to their loved ones: my poorly stated joke at a rally was not about, and never intended to refer to any troop.
I sincerely regret that my wor…
November 4th, 2006 at 10:10 pm
They’re just using common internet shorthand.
November 9th, 2006 at 1:31 am
There is no need for apology. At all. The man sucks at telling jokes, that’s for sure and it was a bad joke no doubt about it. The joke had nothing to do with troops though, anyone intelligent could figure that out.
And you know what? If he really was dumb enough to insult one of the larger groups in the country, he’d be right. It doesn’t take a genius to succeed in a military career, it takes balls. Does everyone really think that the entire military is filled with scholars?
The majority of people who join Military right out of high school these days are people who either can’t afford/weren’t accepted to any college, not people who go for family tradition or thrills. Obviously.
February 10th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
William Arkin and the American Soldier…
I’m still mad at the ‘journalist’ William Arkin. I didn’t realize that I was still mad or really HOW mad I was until I happened to run across this article earlier today.
I know that sounds silly. It’s not like he’s t…
June 25th, 2009 at 2:54 am
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