United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq later this evening.
They have been given the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
I heard THAT!!
January 22nd, 2007 at 12:49 pm
It’s not a half-bad idea. Throw some ridgerunners in with the rednecks and I think the war will be a done deal! ROTFALMAO!
January 22nd, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Beth, you might want to read what I wrote on “stumble upon” and reconsider your membership–I opted out.
http://thehillchronicles.com/2007/01/22/dont-stumble-upon/
Again, sorry to leave this here but no way to contact you otherwise.
January 22nd, 2007 at 3:38 pm
Beth,
LOL! Great Post!!!!!
January 22nd, 2007 at 5:57 pm
Oh Beth I love that Gun. This is a fantastic post. And I agree with Gayle and Bob. LOL
January 22nd, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Not sure why, but I have this urge to throw open a window and shout: “Git’er done!!!!”
January 22nd, 2007 at 9:58 pm
“Git’er done” i love it
January 22nd, 2007 at 11:12 pm
It could work…bet it would work! Some of the nicest, most caring people I know consider themselves rednecks and wouldn’t hesitate to Git’er done!