All you need to look glamorous and gorgeous where ever you go is to make sure you keep a few employees in your entourage. At a minimum your entourage should AT ALL TIMES include: a personal trainer, personal stylist, personal hair dresser, personal make up artist, and of course pedicure/manicurist.

If you are such a loser that’s all you can afford, than that will have to do. If you CAN afford more, you need all of the above plus a personal buyer, planner, secretary, nanny, animal handler/poop-scooper, decorator, nutritionist, cook, house keeper and a general errand runner.

I’ve probably left a few out, but you get the idea.

Here’s the difference these personal employees can make ….

Renee Zellweger
Renee Zellweger

Britney Spears
Britney Spears

Alicia Silverstone
Alicia Silverstone

Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz

Drew Barrymore
Drew Barrymore

Calista Flockhart
Calista Flockhart

Charlize Theron
Charlize Theron

Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson

Now!! Don’t you feel better?

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