The leadership of the cult of Scientology have announced that Tom Cruise is the new ‘Christ’ of Scientology.
The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been ‘chosen’Â to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.
And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshiped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.
A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: ‘Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.
‘Like Christ, he’s been criticized for his views. But future generations will realize he was right.’
Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the 80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilization. [source]
How does one respond to this? The inmates are truly in charge of the asylum.
It’s Jesus Christ Superstar, not Superstar = Jesus Christ.
Agent Bedhead is reading the Book of Cruise in a gratuitously insincere way.
January 24th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
That’s hilarious! You’d think they’d at least select someone who seems rationale to be their “christ.”
January 24th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
L Ron will be so jealous.
January 24th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
Far, Far, Away…
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January 24th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
So does this make it official? Tom Cruise is the anti-christ?
March 11th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
scientology…a “religion” ?? well, backslidden Christians
have to have SOMETHING to do , don’t they?
This thing is soo PATHETIC , I’m at a loss for words.
does 2 timothy 3 mean anything to anybody?