Easy to be Green is the company that sells those carbon footprint offsets that the hollywood-types are using so they can continue their opulent lifestyles without guilt. They are really working double duty coming up with ways to separate you from your money help you offset your carbon footprint. And save the world. By. The. Way!

Now you can buy flatulence cards to off-set the carbon gases emitted by your pet and …. errr …. dare I mention it …. your husband.

Seeing as I have literally been run out of the room on occasion, I might find this useful.

National Geographic is reporting:

While global warming is nothing to laugh at, an Australian company is providing some comic relief, selling carbon credits for flatulent pets and people.

So-called carbon emissions, such as carbon dioxide and methane, are greenhouse gases that are thought to be key factors in climate change. These emissions can be offset by purchasing carbon credits, which may be used to fund environmental programs.

Warming Dog

h/t Banter in Atlanter

Newsbusters has more.

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