
- Alabama - Heck Yes, We Have Electricity.
- Arizona - But It’s A Dry Heat.
- California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
- Hawaii- Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
- Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
- Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
- Louisiana - We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, (But don’t tell the tourists as that is Our Tourism Campaign.)
- Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
- Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s
- Michigan - First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
- New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone
- New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
- Texas - SÃÂ, Hablo Ingles
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Too cute! I posted old TV families in quiz form.
This was great!
Mississippi — We suck just a little less than Alabama
Florida — Welcome To The Sunshine State-Now Go Home!
Alabama — We suck just a little less than Mississippi
These were funny Beth. Thank you for your entertaining TT.
Funny! Do you have one for Tennessee?
These were great and thanks for the laugh. And thanks for stopping by my Thursday Thirteen #34 The 13 Things You Wish You Could Say At Work Edition.
I thought it was going to be real mottos. This is even better. Signed, Virginia is for Lovers because I couldn’t Make it in Massachusetts.
These are brilliant! And I live in Michigan and I completely agree…
Selena
hey watch it, don’t mess with texas!!!javascript:moreSmiliesAappendSmiley(’:-D’)
-D
very funny.
loving your political blog!!!!!
LOL! I especially liked Michigan and New Jersey’s. Happy TT!
LOL From Alabama ((((((((HUGS TO YOU))))))))
I have just heard that you are ill! my thoughts are with you ?:-)
These whoosh over my head because i am British, but i am sure they are funny (:-|
Very cute….I love it.
I hope you are feeling better. You take care of yourself….you are special to a lot of people!
Feel better! Fun list this week.
NEW YORK - The bizzare location where 2 planes can cause 3 buildings to fall.
Pennsylvania - The wacky place where planes disappear into holes yet leave debris scattered for 8 miles.
Washintgon - Home of the weakest defended military installation in the world which cannot stop a Airplane from slamming into the pentagon despite nearly 40 minutes of notice.
Seriously, There’s only one important question concerning the attacks, did the US gov’t allow/participate in 9/11?
The answer to that query would explain the illegal wire-taps, suspension of habeas corpus, banning of books like “America Deceived” fromWiki America Deceived (book), detaining of dissenters in fences miles away from events, and multiple wars based on lies.
How can the gov’t be innocent in 9/11 when we have caught it lying so many times (WACO, Ruby Ridge, no WMDs, USS Liberty, Operation Northwoods, Gulf of Tonkin, Pearl Harbor, ETC.)?
In law, if you determine a person lies ONCE during his testimony, it can be assumed that he lied in the remainder of his testimony. How come we do not hold the gov’t to the same standard as it holds us to?
The gov’t lied to us about Iraq and more Americans have died there than in 9/11. If the gov’t lied about Iraq then why is everyone so reluctant to believe that the gov’t lied about 9/11?
Sorry, I know it’s Friday. I’ll keep the next comment light.
BSC: Gee, more of the conspiracy theory du jour. I think that it makes ppl feel safer to think the American government is responsible for the attacks of 9/11 than to think that irrational, suicidal fanatics who still want to kill us were responsible. That’s a lot less scary isn’t it? You can safely criticize the American government, but not suicidal/homicidal fanatics who are determined to wipe us off the face of the earth. I hope you feel safe.
Mullah Cimoc say him ameriki man suffeer so much each day for the lesbian, the big taxing, the nag of the womans, go jail if resisting. then throw out of home, living in the car and lose the job then go more jail.
then the ameriki woman get the new boyfriend and taking the home. (In waziristan we not allowing this for killing the man and the woman for the half time show in soccer stadium).
ameriki man needing the rise up and resisiting the tyranny.
BSC: Hey mullah cimoc. I’m not at all sure what you mean here. Are you saying you would kill the man AND the woman if a woman throws the man out of the house? You must really be feeling like less than a man if you are this afraid of women.
WOW, talk about off-topic comments!!! Mullah Cimoc and Rudy G must be parody trolls. LOL.
How about this one:
Georgia: Home of Jimmuh Carter.
/running away!
BTW, how ya like my gravatar, Mullah?