
- Alabama - Heck Yes, We Have Electricity.
- Arizona - But It’s A Dry Heat.
- California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
- Hawaii- Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
- Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
- Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
- Louisiana - We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, (But don’t tell the tourists as that is Our Tourism Campaign.)
- Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
- Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s
- Michigan - First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
- New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone
- New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
- Texas - SÃÂ, Hablo Ingles
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March 21st, 2007 at 8:47 pm
Too cute! I posted old TV families in quiz form.
March 21st, 2007 at 9:09 pm
This was great!
March 21st, 2007 at 10:57 pm
Mississippi — We suck just a little less than Alabama
Florida — Welcome To The Sunshine State-Now Go Home!
Alabama — We suck just a little less than Mississippi
March 21st, 2007 at 11:07 pm
These were funny Beth. Thank you for your entertaining TT.
March 21st, 2007 at 11:38 pm
Funny! Do you have one for Tennessee?
March 22nd, 2007 at 9:23 am
These were great and thanks for the laugh. And thanks for stopping by my Thursday Thirteen #34 The 13 Things You Wish You Could Say At Work Edition.
March 22nd, 2007 at 10:30 am
I thought it was going to be real mottos. This is even better. Signed, Virginia is for Lovers because I couldn’t Make it in Massachusetts.
March 22nd, 2007 at 12:48 pm
These are brilliant! And I live in Michigan and I completely agree…
Selena
March 22nd, 2007 at 2:06 pm
hey watch it, don’t mess with texas!!!javascript:moreSmiliesAappendSmiley(’:-D’)
-D
very funny.
loving your political blog!!!!!
March 22nd, 2007 at 2:11 pm
LOL! I especially liked Michigan and New Jersey’s. Happy TT!