From Jihad Watch. Apparently, all Westerners are filthy barbarians and, get this, Allah wants you wearing white underwear.
Well, fry me up a mess of bacon.

Following are excerpts from an interview with Saudi cleric Muhammad Al-Munajid, which aired on Iqra TV on July 26, 2007:
Sheik Muhammad Al-Munajid: This is a nation of monotheism, and this is the Islam that Allah wants to spread throughout the world, and to rule the land it its entirety. Allah wants this. He sent down the Koran and the hadith for that purpose.
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Humanity can have no happiness without Islam. Humanity can enjoy no goodness, unless the sun of monotheism, the Koran, and the Sunna shines upon it. The world without the sun of the divine revelation is a place of eternal darkness, as we can see today - a world of frustration, collapse, injustice, arbitrariness, and wrongdoing. The world today is a jungle - a world of barbarism of all kinds. People in many parts of the world are not happy, because they do not walk in the path of Allah.
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There are rules of shari’a in everything. We have counted almost 70 rules about how to urinate and defecate. In contrast, how do those beasts in the West answer the call of nature? They stand in front of other people, in toilets at airports and other public places. They do not care about covering their private parts. Even their underwear is colored and not white, so it can conceal all that filth. We are a nation that has long known the meaning of cleanliness, what to do when nature calls, and what the rules of hygiene are. The others, to this day, live like beasts. To this day, many of them are not circumcised, even though the World Health Organization has advised to circumcise people as a treatment for AIDS, because it has been scientifically proven that circumcised people are less susceptible to AIDS, and are less likely to spread it than uncircumcised people.
I don’t think this bodes well for the future of Victoria’s Secret.
How would you like to be the member of a religion that dictates your underwear and bathroom habits? It seems islam and the dems have more in common than I thought. They both want to dictate every action you take and assume you are too stupid to run your own life. Suddenly their alliance is clearer to me.
h/t: Amboy Times

August 20th, 2007 at 3:53 am
… who wears underwear anyway? The camel jockeys wear robes and burkas in 130 degree heat, so how we can infidels tell if they’re wearing anything underneath? - Cousin It 2007
(Adams Family hairball with derby and sunglasses 1966)
August 20th, 2007 at 10:32 am
lolterrorizthongs
August 20th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
The Islamists have entirely too much time on their hands if they can nit pick things like our underwear color. Wear something bright red and see through, just for them. Also wear a big smile on your uncovered face while you flip your uncovered hair and pull down your short shirt.
August 20th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
I bet ol’ Mohammed himself would get all tingly if he saw a thong on an 8 year old!
August 20th, 2007 at 6:57 pm
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August 20th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
:-> LOLOL Bright red LOLTerizts thongs - that should do them in for sure!
August 20th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
Sheik Muhammad Al-Munajid is a hypocrite. If he weren’t he would have done the world a favor and strapped a bomb to himself and blown himself up long ago. These people are so out of touch with reality it’s beyond belief. They of the bathrooms which consist of a concrete floor with a hole in the middle of it should not be judging anyone else’s toiletry habits. Sheesh!
August 21st, 2007 at 6:02 pm
Bwahahahaha!
Beth, this was the typical news that, if you don’t laugh, you cry because of the stupidity it shows. :-B
Of course, we, Westerners, are known for carrying brown underwear, there are of no other colors!
August 22nd, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Hmmm. The Prophet Muhammad wasn’t circumcised, and there is no command to circumcise in the Qur’an. What’s with these loonies and their constant self-serving re-interpretations of ancient scripture.