NukesI have been worrying about what would happen to global warming if and when Iran gets around to nuking us. I’m sure that you have been worrying about that as well. I’m pretty sure that will warm up the globe way past any acceptable levels.

I’m not sure how many carbon footprint offsets we’d have to buy from Al ‘The Green One’ Gore to offset that carbon foot print. I’m betting it’d be a lot though.

Good news!!!! We don’t have to worry about all that anymore. Putin’s got a brand new bomb!!! And it’s GREEN! Well, I don’t know what color it is, but its not harmful to the environment, so says a Russian General.

“The tests have shown that the new air-delivered ordnance is comparable to a nuclear weapon in its efficiency and capability,” Col.-Gen. Alexander Rukshin, a deputy chief of the Russian military’s General Staff, said in televised remarks.

Unlike a nuclear weapon, the bomb doesn’t hurt the environment, he added.

Since he’s a Russian General we can be sure that we won’t have to suspend belief to believe him … right?

Read more about this over at Fausta’s Blog - she’s all over how the Russians are working to save the planet!!