Tom Cruise is building a $10 million dollar bunker under his house. His spokesperson says it isn’t to defend against an anticipated attack from aliens (the outer space kind of aliens.)

The Church of Scientology is expecting an attack from extra-terrestrials, but they say that’s not why Crazy Cruise is building his bomb-proof bunker.

Hey, its probably just method acting. Maybe he’s working on his nazi portrayal for that movie he’s filming in Germany (the one the Germans didn’t want him over there filming). Maybe he’s just practicing being in a bunker.

Then again, the extra-terrestrials COULD be out to get him!! He does think he’s that important in the world. [insert The Twilight Zone music here].