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Newsbusters is reporting that there wasn’t enough room for private jet parking at the United Nations Climate Conference. The LearJet Liberals who were gathering at a perfectly lovely tropical island to discuss their dire concerns for the environment and how they were going to convince us common folk that we simply must give up some of our luxuries to save the world. You know, luxuries like … say … taking a bath on a regular basis.

Its highly inconvenient that they will have to find somewhere else to park their planes. There are just too many of them for the local airport to handle. Because of this inconvenient truth, most of the VIPs are going to have to dropped off and have their planes fly on over to somewhere else to park in Indonesia. They will then be picked up and dropped off as needed with the planes traveling to and fro from Indonesia. Oh the inconvenience!

Its obvious that us little people are going to have to be a lot more diligent in our sacrifices so that those who are enlightened and need to get together to discuss this crisis won’t have to be inconvenienced like this in the future.

Even the money for carbon offsets they have sent to Al Gore has not been able to make a dent in the drastic shortage of learjet parking!!! When one can not find room enough to park a jet than you know that we are surely doomed!