Tom Cruise on Tom Cruise: Scientologist. You’ve probably heard of and/or seen this video - still I had to post it. Its just too hilarious. Consider it an object lesson in why actors need script writers. In fact, the writers who are having their writer’s strike right now could use this as a hammer over the heads of the big hollywood production companies. ‘See what happens when we don’t tell them what to say?’ The producers would get out their check books while wiping away their sweat. Really, its that bad.

Even better, Jerry O’Connell did a parody of the Tom Cruise recruitment video. He’s one of the few who have had the nerve to make fun of Tom because Tom is so powerful. He’s not only powerful because he’s ridiculously wealthy - but he’s powerful because he’s, you know, whew, like, wow, got the power, you know, man, wow, a Scientologist.