Paris Hilton has put out her own video in response to the John McCain campaign ad that featured her and one of her compatriots, Britney Spears. The video is here and I’ve included the text just for fun :)

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Paris Hilton Campaign Ad (Video)

So totally awesome, wrinkly old dude! I actually, like, think her Energy Plan makes sense. It certainly makes more sense then having everyone keep their tires inflated in order to bring down gas prices! Another thing that was, like, interesting, is that Paris ‘got it’ …. and Obama just got mad.

Meanwhile, here’s the original McCain ad that got the Obama people all mad and stuff.

Oh, and behind the scenes we find out that Paris, like totally learned all her lines herself and didn’t even, you know, like, have to have cue cards. That’s just totally awesome!

Narrator:
He’s the oldest celebrity in the world.
Like super old.
Old enough to remember when dancing was a sin
and beer was served in a bucket.
McCain, is he ready to lead?

Paris Hilton:
Hey America, I’m Paris Hilton and I’m a celebrity too. Only I’m not from the olden days and I’m not promising change like that other guy.

I’m just hot.

But then that wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I’m running for president. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude, and I want America to know I’m, like, totally ready to lead. So

And now I want to present my energy policy for America, just as soon as I finish this article on where I can fly to get the best tan.

Oh Maui, enough said.

Ok so here’s my energy policy. Barack [Obama]wants to focus on new technologies to cut foreign oil dependancy. And McCain wants offshore drilling. Well why don’t we do a hybrid on both candidates’ ideas.

“We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. That way the offshore drilling carries us until the new technologies kick-in which will then create new jobs and energy independence.

Energy crisis solved, I’ll see you at the debates, bitches!”

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go pick out a Vice-President. I’m thinking Brianna.

I’ll see you at the White House. Oh, and I might paint it pink. I hope that’s cool with you guys. Bye!