I just found out that any American who votes for John McCain and Sarah Palin is a redneck and white trash! Who KNEW!!! Read about it below and see photos and a redneck woman video!

Redneck Woman
I recently found out that only redneck white trash Americans would vote for John McCain and Sarah Palin. I didn’t know that!! I just found it out this evening when I read an article by a Canadian journalist named Heather Mallick. She wrote, in her fake British accent, that John McCain put Sarah Palin on the ticket to secure the White Trash vote. She scoffed that it was a stupid choice seeing as he already had the White Trash vote sewn up!
Now, you may see this Mallick Canadian woman as insulting most of America and downright disrespectful to the governor of one of our 50 states and a United States Senator. But no, she’s part of the Effete Elite class, so I’m sure she knows much better than the rest of us.
Apparently, it gives her actual physical pain to try to figure out why Americans are the way we are - other than those who agree with her on every issue, that is.
Mallick writes an insulting piece about us Americans. She seems to think we are backwards and ignorant for the most part … other than those who will vote for Obama. She says Governor Palin is nothing more than a toned down porn star and that her family is an unholy mess. She dismisses her husband, Todd Palin, as a ‘roughneck’ - OH MY!!! Apparently she’s not accustomed to men who have callouses on their hands. The pink fingered type man is obviously much more to her liking.
I won’t even go into what she said about Palin’s daughter and future son-in-law. Suffice it to say, it was just mean spirited and dismissive of the entirety of Middle America.
Hey, if you don’t live in New England or California - you are just an ignorant, redneck, white trash, idiot that is not worth the time of the Canadian who calls herself a journalist and all with whom she associates.
But she speaks in a fake British accent, so I guess that matters more. I wonder if in the deep of the night when she’s completely alone, if she ever wishes a snow machine riding, caribou hunting, outdoorsy, masculine man would find her attractive. She probably doesn’t let herself go there and makes herself believe that the soft hands of her pretend men are good enough for her.
Well, it must be lonely to be so sophisticated in a world full of inferiors.
I might start a blog roll for us white trash women who like Palin. What do y’all think?
Redneck Woman - Video

September 19th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Lets face it! Sarah is beautiful and classy and then you have your unattractive, overweight or out of shape uneducated trashy women that bad mouth beautiful women due to jealously. The Canadian pig that looks like Rosie O’Donnell that made that comment about Sarah is obviously insecure and very aware of the fact that she herself is a gross pig. Most unattractive women make remarks like this about beautiful women because they could never be beautiful no matter what it takes. I know this because I am very attractive and there have women my entire life that have been jealous of me due to my looks and women can be down right ugly about it. I just thank god he gave me the looks I have and a huge heart which is something most women out there do not have. So when you women bad mouth Sarah Palin just know that millions of beautiful women out there know why you are saying horrid things and it is because you cannot ad up to the above average woman in looks that is. So keep up the nasty remarks it only shows not just how ugly and unattractive you are on the inside but on the outside as well.
September 20th, 2008 at 2:09 am
Howdy! From one redneck white trash woman to another =) Let’s blogroll sister!
September 20th, 2008 at 3:12 am
I think the world needs a white trash blogroll !
September 20th, 2008 at 9:47 am
typical canuck trash. does she even have a full set of teeth? yeah, sarah is hot, but not just physically. she’s hot because she’s competant too.
September 20th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
I heard it described as only Wal-Mart Moms would support Sarah — like that was supposed to be an insult! Well, truth be told I love Wal-Mart and I love Sarah!! Stand proud, stand loud.
September 29th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
I’m a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight…..
* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you’re “exotic, different.”
* Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story.
* If your name is Barack you’re a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you’re a maverick.
* Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you’re well grounded.
* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate’s Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran’s Affairs committees, you don’t have any real leadership experience.
* If your total resume is: beauty queen, local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you’re qualified to become the country’s second highest ranking executive.
* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you’re not a real Christian.
* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you’re a Christian.
* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
* If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state’s school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant , you’re very responsible.
* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family’s values don’t represent America’s.
* If you’re husband is nicknamed “First Dude”, with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn’t register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.
OK, much clearer now. Yeah, rednecks should vote for Palin……sigh….
October 6th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Beautiful thin women are only good enough for John McCain.
I LIKED John McCain even after I heard some stuff about him hating fat women. I’m not overweight, but many good friends are. But, anyway I didn’t believe it. THen two weeks ago my son’s kindergarten teacher who is in my bible study group here in Destin told us she was at the rally in Panama City in August and was excited to be standing behind McCain. She couldn’t understand what he was saying because the the speakers were over and in front of her. She was a littel disappointed but said she felt so honored to be so close to him (she had actually come back from a restroom break and they wouldn’t let her go past the line.)After his speech he turned toward some men waiting to show him out. My friend was just glued to him and was surprised that he was just as tall as she was, but quite handsome.. Even thought there was loud cheering and commotion, she heard him say loudly to one guy, “Have you ever seen so many fat women in your f#@$%ing life?” She said he looked angry! My sisters and friends who I told this to don’t believe it and are STILL going to vote for him. Would Sarah be his running mate if she weighed twenty pounds more?
October 7th, 2008 at 12:41 am
Got this idea from Rosie O’Donnell, from her clever blog comment about Palin hunting in high heels.
This shirt will make its debut on a large group of women attending the Palin rally in Pensacola, FL on Tuesday.
http://www.ihuntinhighheels.com
Thanks, William
October 9th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Get your head out of your ass and please publish instructions so the rest of the McCain supporters can follow. He’s a withered old biggot, and yes a vote for him is clearly the redneck way…if they can get off their cousin long enough to go vote.
October 10th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
mlah:
she’s hot because she’s competant too.
Nuff said!
Caribou Barbie is history after the Troopergate report, tough break for Mac, should have picked someone competent (mlah note spelling). Smart republicans have turned their backs on this mess, which leaves ya’ll.