Obama wins in Kenya. Obama’s Kenyan family is celebrating with animal sacrifice. Read about it below and see photos and a video.

Kenya for Obama

It looks like John the Goat has to die! I’m so sad for the goat. Obama’s Kenyan family is celebrating his ascension with celebratory slaughtering of goats, chickens and bulls. I put a photo of John the Goat below in memoriam.

I heard from some shirt tail relatives in Germany today who tell me that Obama has already been declared the winner by the only American media they get there. Therefore, I think its a safe bet that the American news in Kenya is also declaring him the winner. And yet, the polls on the east coast haven’t even closed. Be that as it may, since its several hours later in Kenya than it is here right now, I’m assuming the animal sacrifice is going on even as I type this.

There has been a big Kenya for Obama campaign going on throughout this election. There was a mock election there and surprisingly (NOT!) Obama won the Kenyan vote. Which leaves me to wonder, if Obama does win this election, will we be taking Kenya as a territory or will it be the 59th state? Fifty-nine counting the 58 Obama says we already have.

Below are some photos of the Obama campaign in Kenya, John the Goat and Obama’s grandmother, Sarah Hussein Obama, at a prayer meeting for Obama’s election this morning.

Kenya for Obama