This week Barack Obama goes to Europe. Its his first overseas visit as President. He will attend the G20 Summit in London. He is taking a Presidential entourage of 500 people, limousines, airplanes, helicopters and more for the one day meeting. Read about it below and see photos and a video.

Obama Presidential Limousine

Obama Goes to Europe - Presidential Limousine

Europe is having to prepare for the Obama Presidential entourage. I’m sure it will be quite a sight to see and a real pain to have to accommodate. To say he doesn’t pack light is a gross understatement.

Have you ever before heard about a President traveling with so many advisers and accessories and all the accouterments of luxury and personal comfort? Yes, I know, none of our Presidents hop in a plane and stay in the Days Inn where ever they go - but this is really nothing short of a logistical nightmare for whoever has to put it all together. Not to mention, can you just imagine the carbon footprint he’s leaving? Of course, as the Chief of the Effete Elite™, he doesn’t have to worry about that. That’s just something us little people have to worry about.

Did you know Obama has a personal valet? His personal aide is Reggie Love. Mr. Love dials Obama’s blackberry for him, provides him with nicorette gum when needed, keeps aspirin on hand, fetches water, makes sure whatever the President needs is at hand and basically runs whatever errands the President tells him to. DIALS HIS BLACKBERRY FOR HIM!

Aside from Reggie Love, who is always at Obama’s beck and call, there is an entrouage of over 500 people accompanying the President on this trip. I know he needs a LOT of advisers, but don’t you think this is a little much. Of course, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, will be accompanying him. Also he’ll have head of the national Economic Council Larry Summers and Chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers Christina Romer along.

But that’s not all. He’s taking a team of American doctors (does that mean he doesn’t trust nationalized health care?) who are armed with high tech equipment and plenty of blood of Obama’s blood type. In addition, he’s taking his own chefs to fix him his food. Does he not want to eat what the locals eat? Does he have a food taster as well? Actually he does. The secret service does that as well as testing the air quality (I’m not kidding). He has 200 Secret Service Agents who have already made trial runs in Europe in preparation of this trip. Then, of course, there’s Michelle Obama’s staff.

The Presidential Limousine will be flown over (pictured above). It is equipped like none other before it has ever been. Of course it has reinforced steel plating, but it also has night-vision cameras, a tear-gas cannon and oxygen tanks. There will be decoy helicopters going along for the trip.

Although its not mentioned anywhere, I do imagine that the Presidential teleprompter will have a prominent place in this dog and pony show.

All of this, and more, for a one day meeting in London, England of the 20 top economies in the world, the G20 Summit.

In fairness to Obama, he is staying a couple of extra days. He’s planning some behind closed doors meetings with powerful world leaders. As the United Kingdom papers are reporting, his approval numbers are dropping and many of these leaders need a boost themselves, so they are all vying for photo ops with each other. The White House will have strict control over what photographs and news is reported from these high level meetings with Chinese President Hu Jintao, Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, Indian Prime Minister, Manmohan Singh and South Korean President Lee Myung-bak.

These cram-packed behind closed doors meetings with the leaders of troubled regions are being billed as primarily photo opportunities and an attempt to make amends for ignoring foreign issues in the first months of his Presidency. So he’ll meet with them with select members of his entourage, get some photos and move on to the next world leader. I suppose that means all will be well assuming they fall for the Obama charm offensive.

After these meetings he heads off to meetings in France, Germany and the Czech Republic. He is also traveling to Turkey and is expected to deliver a ‘long awaited speech to the Muslim world’ from Istanbul.

I wonder what gifts he is taking all these heads of state? I hope its not DVD sets of movies that they can’t watch.

Obama Goes to Europe - Video