What do you get when you mix Twitter, a psychic, and a bunch of nincompoops who will believe just about anything? You get a tweance, or more specifically you get a Michael Jackson Twitter séance with Kurt Cobain and River Phoenix thrown in for good measure.

Psychic Jayne Wallace performed what I suppose was the first ever Twitter séance; in honor of Halloween no doubt. Wallace “contacted” Michael Jackson with a bonus communication with musician Kurt Cobain of Nirvana and actor River Phoenix who died of a drug overdose.

To sum up what was said at the Michael Jackson Twitter séance, Michael doesn’t blame anyone for his death; he takes full responsibility for not listening to warnings about his medication fixation. River Phoenix says that the bar where he overdosed on drugs serves “great cocktails”, and Kurt Cobain told the psychic that Dave Grohl his former drummer is a “good drummer” and warned about the pitfalls of letting your children play “fake” instruments on video games as opposed to real guitars.

During the Michael Jackson Twitter séance or tweance, Jackson was contacted interrupting a rendition of “Heal the World.

Apparently Michael wasn’t too disappointed with being dead, he was mainly frustrated with letting his fans down by not being able to complete his tour that was scheduled when he died.

Hopefully we will not have to endure another Michael Jackson Twitter séance until next Halloween, but somehow I doubt it. You can go here to read the entire tweance on Twitter. Tweance on Twitter, try saying that five times really fast.